OOSOOM Theory:

There are talks about how reality is that men are deeper than women. But I really can never tell. Today I understand that , there is a small difference between rumours , reality and myths. Men are heartless. They religiously follow the OOSOOM methodology that is preached in many of their movies and by their imaginary friends. The “Out Of Sight,Out Of Mind” methodology ,is something that gives me insomnia. We women always foresee the worst and act accordingly. But men call us pessimists while they act very optimistic and goof it all up.
Is long sight in a relationship really a shortcoming? I really don't understand. Over lunch today I discovered a very upsetting quality in men. While women celebrate happiness by going out, men mourn over a spread of food! What a difference! So ultimately we see men as creatures that celebrate with their girls by going places and chatting over food and at the same time mourn over lost love across a table with their friends. What does this make them? Happy creatures? No. No gender in any species can live a life without any distinction between good moods and bad moods. How can happy=happy and also upset=happy!?!
I think, they are just a bunch of idiots , who cannot make up their minds about what they want in life. How can a man eat in peace and laugh around his friends when he is supposed to be upset about an angry/hurt girlfriend. This is an atrocious trait in men, that naïve women like me see after all fights are solved and peace is made. I am still trying to differentiate their cheesy declarations of happiness around their women to their depressing claims of watering eyes.
As far as OOSOOM theory is concerned, men forget their nagging(I accept) yet more trustworthy girlfriends as long as they are around their friends with boundless freedom and no interrogative phone calls. Sad is the fact that in comparison to these happy creatures, women brood, cry, curse or write(like me) about it, till one of the following things happen. Firstly , some other hot man asks them out or secondly, they fall asleep. Women : Simple creatures that extremely misunderstood throughout the planet! Finally, with respect to the most retarded species called men,I would like to alert every woman on this planet . When a man says he is happy, he is really happy and when he says he is upset , he is still happy(With Plan B with his friends on his mind!). Which implies , a happy happy =an upset happy== ALWAYS HAPPY!!